We'll Find Out He Was Doing the Nanny, Too

So how do you look like this and have two lovers and a wife at the same time?

Good thing he didn't wind up the head of Homeland Security--he couldn't even intercept a letter in a love nest. And I don't want to spend too much time imagining what his affair with a corrections officer might have been like, but I can't help but hear Philip Stone rolling his r's.