Keep A Stiff Upper Jesus
But this story I might believe. Here's hoping Jesus wears that lead robe Mary made for him centuries ago.
As for the story's end--"By the way, the patient's exam was perfect"--well, one would assume that holy omnipotence covers two dental exams a year.
Of course it's always possible that Product Placement Saviour could just be Mel Gibson's sneaky way to run an Oscar publicity campaign. All he has to do is keep His Holiness of the Haddock in the news and then he doesn't have to shill for Academy Award consideration. Imagine the excitement at the Kodak Theater this March when someone opens the envelope to gush, "The Oscar for Best Picture goes to The Passion of the Fish Stick."
2 Comments:
I think it looks more like Ringo Starr. [Amy]
I've forwarded this to your mother.
Maxwell Smart
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