Wednesday, December 08, 2004

A-Wax in a Manger

"Warward leading, still proceeding, guide us to thy religious right."

Get a load of this celebrity nativity scene at Madame Tussauds in London. Ah, those whacky British. Let us count the reasons why:

1) They go to wax museums in the first place. (Isn't plastic surgery enough for them?)
2) They come up with the idea of updating the nativity with some star power, like Jesus, Mary and Joseph weren't enough for them.
3) They can pretend a former Spice Girl is a Virgin. (And I think I've been sacrilegious.)
4) They make the wax Hugh Grant hold the sheep but don't make the wax Graham Norton look jealous.
5) They think someone who co-starred in Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore can be an angel.
6) They put Samuel L. Jackson in there at all. I know he quoted Ezekiel in a movie once, but that's a pretty slim connection.
7) They think it's funny to make Bush a Wise Man.

Oh wait, that is funny.

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