The Plot Sickens (And the Dialogue Doesn't Speak to Me, Either)

Query Letters I Love is too good merely to reference in an entry--it gets blogrolled. My favorite might be the pitch for Survival, but I wish the writer made suggestions for casting (or would it be a reality celeb snuff movie? how exciting!).

And here's one query I wish someone had written:

Bloggerphilia is a wildly sexy love story on the Internet as directed by Dario Argento. Is that regular commenter a sensual stalker or a crazed killer...or just a insane woman with a very strict sense of plagiarism? Full of the joys of keyboarding, the rigors of grammar and deliciously vicious quoting.