Go Here and You'll Never Make It to the R 'n' R Hall of Fame
The AP story continues: "Where items are not available for show, words explain. In ancient Egypt, crocodile dung was employed as a suppository before intercourse. Beaver-testicle tea was brewed by Canadian women, interested in prevention." Two thoughts come to mind: 1) Crocdungbung certainly would keep me from having intercourse, so that's one darn good contraceptive; and, 2) now I understand the term tea-bagging.
A press release from the White House honoring the museum's opening included this quote from President Bush, "Speaking for both myself and those devoted to morality who overwhelmingly voted me into office, I am pleased there is a place that will commemorate contraception, which will soon be a thing only for museums. I also am proposing a law that no child under 18 can visit the museum without parental notification."
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One or two teabags? And do you dress right or left?
Why no mention of neutering? Worked for me. And probably explains my incomprehension of "tea-bagging." Just remember, as mom says: "Woof" means "woof."
Maxwell
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