I'm Not a Bad Driver, I'm Just Drawn that Way
Now it's not too big a deal, beyond my bitterly competitive ways over the most meaningless things, to suck at Wii Golf. I have never played real golf in my life, so not being able to master the virtual game ends in virtual world. Who's uncoordinated in Wii-gas stays in Wii-gas.
But having spent too much time crashing into things in Mario land this past weekend, I have come to doubt my real world driving skills. True, a steering wheel responds better than a Wii-mote. Definitely you feel a car's drive as much as see it. Still it seems that someone capable of driving a Volvo (hey, no jokes!) could get a drawing of a souped-up dune buggy around a drawing of a mall without too many mishaps. Instead, I feel my klutziness spreading, something I fret the real me, not me as Donkey Kong, might get associated with my program.
Here's hoping they don't come up with Wii writing, unless Wii unemployment pays really well. Then again, those coins in the Nintendo games might be worth more than the U.S. dollar at this point.
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Still, with the price of gas being what it is, you might want to stick to cyber-driving.
don't be fooled, cyber-driving is still fueled by gas, just disguised as electricity.
My reaction to the Penis Rock wasn't so much joy as it was amusement at the thought of something subliminally smutty being inserted into what is technically a kid's game.
Also, if you played as Donkey Kong, that's your problem right there. The ape is heavy and hard to control. I would have recommended you begin as a princess or something small with big eyes that squeals.
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I find joy in amusement. I was saving being a princess for a day when I really needed it. I didn't do well as Bowzer or Waluigi either.
And Amy always takes the squealy characters.
go baby peach (or koopa troopa)!
I want to know how/when we get more cups to race.
Get golds in races or get ratings of at least one star, for the most past.
Go to gamefaqs.com a search for mario kart wii. that should explain it all.
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