Cabbage Pitch Doll

There's something charming about this story concerning ways to keep a cooler head while playing baseball in Korea, although I'm not quite sure why the league feels a need to clamp down on the guy--are they afraid he'll throw a kimchee pitch, sure to have a bit of late gas on it when it breaks?

It's also too bad that Phillies prospect Cole Hammels wasn't involved, for the headline could then read: "League Slays Cole's Slaw."