Monday, December 15, 2008

Of Balls and Men

While making a vet appointment for Nigel (time for the board certified1 surgeon to check out the fistula on his anus2), the woman on the line at the new vet asks, "Is George a neutered male?"

Does "sometimes" work as an answer?


1Board certified means "I can charge you $130 an hour before doing any tests." Not to self: "Find a board that certifies bloggers."

2You didn't want to know, did you. And no, there's no truth to the rumor the follow up to Quantum of Solace will be Fistula of Anus.

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7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think this posting takes the kaka.

Maxwell

8:04 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

My best to Nige. I'm not gonna look it up, but whatever it is, if it's (i) on his anus and (ii) requires a surgeon, I think we can all agree it ain't good.

I'm sure he'll come thru fine, but good luck anyway.

4:06 AM  
Blogger Rickey Henderson said...

Or perhaps, "Modicum of Lubrication"?

Damned expensive vet visits...

5:01 AM  
Blogger CLD said...

I hope Nigel recovers from his rumptastrophe and that you, George, recover your nuts. ;)

5:41 AM  
Blogger Smitty said...

fistula?

anus?

neutering?

What the Hell kind oif blog *is* this???

6:59 AM  
Blogger Queen Whackamole said...

Request a reteste of the Gender "Anal"yzer.

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