Of Balls and Men
While making a vet appointment for Nigel (time for the board certified1 surgeon to check out the fistula on his anus2), the woman on the line at the new vet asks, "Is George a neutered male?"
Does "sometimes" work as an answer?
1Board certified means "I can charge you $130 an hour before doing any tests." Not to self: "Find a board that certifies bloggers."
2You didn't want to know, did you. And no, there's no truth to the rumor the follow up to Quantum of Solace will be Fistula of Anus.
Does "sometimes" work as an answer?
1Board certified means "I can charge you $130 an hour before doing any tests." Not to self: "Find a board that certifies bloggers."
2You didn't want to know, did you. And no, there's no truth to the rumor the follow up to Quantum of Solace will be Fistula of Anus.
Labels: various pains in various asses
posted by George at 2:34 PM
7 Comments:
I think this posting takes the kaka.
Maxwell
My best to Nige. I'm not gonna look it up, but whatever it is, if it's (i) on his anus and (ii) requires a surgeon, I think we can all agree it ain't good.
I'm sure he'll come thru fine, but good luck anyway.
Or perhaps, "Modicum of Lubrication"?
Damned expensive vet visits...
I hope Nigel recovers from his rumptastrophe and that you, George, recover your nuts. ;)
fistula?
anus?
neutering?
What the Hell kind oif blog *is* this???
Request a reteste of the Gender "Anal"yzer.
very nice article.Thanks for sharing the post...!
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