Of Balls and Men

While making a vet appointment for Nigel (time for the board certified¹ surgeon to check out the fistula on his anus²), the woman on the line at the new vet asks, "Is George a neutered male?"

Does "sometimes" work as an answer?


¹Board certified means "I can charge you $130 an hour before doing any tests." Not to self: "Find a board that certifies bloggers."

²You didn't want to know, did you. And no, there's no truth to the rumor the follow up to Quantum of Solace will be Fistula of Anus.