Thursday, May 04, 2006


The IMDB reports--on a page that relegates to item number 4 the news that Madonna is posing provocatively in photos (item number 6 is George Bush is a dumb ass)--this thrilling tidbit about media whore Tom Cruise, who has somehow given birth to a baby and a movie in the same month:

Cruise Starts All-Action Day with NYC Firemen

In the story Cruise was quoted as saying, "Yeah, I think I'd make a great fireman. Sliding down that pole and handling a hose with the guys, I'm up for that." He also went on to say, "It just doesn't make sense to me that the Village People didn't have room in the group for a fireman."

(AP Photo/Paramount Pictures, Alex Oliveira, HO)


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