Stand to Be Insulted and Pay for the Privilege

You might have seen this the other day in The New York Times--airlines want to get more moolah by fitting more of us in planes so came up with this brilliant idea:

Which is no problem, since you don't get food anymore so therefore don't have to worry about eating while standing. But, I figure they should just go whole hog with this idea and charge extra for the true thrill-seekers in the jet-set world. So I offer them this idea:

Just the thing for that non-stop flight to Sandusky!