The Detail's in the Devil

The Party of Tangentially United Satanists (POTUS) today publicized a release that despite all the claims on the internets that great mischief will be afoot on 6/6/06, they instead planned on calling that numerically ominous Tuesday "Day Without Satan." POTUS insisted that rather than ratcheting their nefarious schemes up a notch, they were more than willing to take a day off. "Just look around," said spokesman Scott McClellan, who is temporarily working two jobs until he is finished at the White House or Armageddon, whichever comes first. "POTUS has done one heck--hehe--of a job: Iraq, New Orleans, and at a gas pump near you. POTUS might just go cut some brush for a bonfire."