If You Were Getting $60 mil for the Next Three Years Life Would Look Rosy to You, Too

At a press conference yesterday deconstructing the New York Knicks dreadful 05-06 season (it was rumored they were an NBA team) in which they finished 23-59 despite the league's highest payroll, shooting guard (hey, they don't call him a scoring guard, ok?) Stephon Marbury said, "This is a really good team."

Immediately after the press conference, Marbury was flown to Washington D.C. where during the off-season his great talent for seeing things they way they are will be put to work. Marbury has been named as the replacement for the departed Scott McClellan.