Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Slipped Discography

In case you missed it if you weren't staying in a hotel or something, a USA Today headline today accurately trumpets, "Record backs up Alito's bona fides as conservative."

INOTBB did some research (quit giggling), and sure enough, we can be sure he's a conservative since he has a record. Cultural critic Simon Frith replies to our imagined email to him, "Indeed, Alito not only has a record, but it's a 78. That simply stresses his belief in the more traditional. It also mimics how quickly heads will spin when he joins the court and shoots down Roe v. Wade."

Frith went on to point out that if Alito were a Libertarian, he would not have a record, but just some downloads.


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