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Butter was the only food ever defined by an Act of the U.S. Congress prior to the enactment of the Food, Drug and Cosmetic Act of 1938. Which makes you wonder what they used for cosmetics before then...
Er...let's try that again.
Rosa Parks died today at the age of 92. You might say her ship has sailed...
Darn, let's try again.
Janet Jackson has a daughter. She's apparently younger than Janet, but only because Janet is her mom...
Jeez, writing a clever little blurb (with factually accurate info and proper punctuation, no less) for the Happy Hour e-mail really is harder than it looks. Happy Hour Friday is officially still cancelled until George comes back.
Hurry back, George. We need discount appetizers. Oh, and bring Amy with you.
Er...let's try that again.
Rosa Parks died today at the age of 92. You might say her ship has sailed...
Darn, let's try again.
Janet Jackson has a daughter. She's apparently younger than Janet, but only because Janet is her mom...
Jeez, writing a clever little blurb (with factually accurate info and proper punctuation, no less) for the Happy Hour e-mail really is harder than it looks. Happy Hour Friday is officially still cancelled until George comes back.
Hurry back, George. We need discount appetizers. Oh, and bring Amy with you.
posted by George at 10:05 PM
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