We'll, All of Us, Have Paris

Poor (did I just write that?) Paris Hilton. IMDB quotes her as saying the following about the recent hacking of her cell phone: "It's scary that someone out there can get into your private device."

And I thought the whole point of there being a Paris Hilton was for people to get into her private device.

You know, it's sad for the fish, when the bullet holes drain all the water out.