Oh Come On

Isn't this a delicious, well, you know what I mean, story? "Man Can Sue Woman For Sperm Theft Distress"

It's not true the judge found the case hard to swallow. And not to get too-Dave Barry, but Sperm Theft Distress would be a great name for a band.

There need to be more court rulings that have to claim things like a person "deceitfully engaged in sexual acts, which no reasonable person would expect could result in pregnancy, to use plaintiff's sperm in an unorthodox, unanticipated manner yielding extreme consequences."

And just imagine orthodox sperm, complete with little yarmulkes. Just don't make them work on the sabbath!