War Excuses R Us

Wonkette can be downright silly, but that's why I like Wonkette. Here are her other reasons to invade Iraq:

Didn't rewind rental tape
Mixed recyclables
Wrote a book
Reads books
Throws like a girl
Is too tall
Fuzzy math
Prevented OBGYNs from practicing their love
Wanted us to pass a global test
Is a BIG GAY

I might add the following:

Tried to kill dad (or so they say).
Sadam is almost a dyslexic way to say Osama.
Dick told me to through that wire they implanted in my back.
Might allow stem cell research.
Sold the factcheck.com URL to George Soros.
Had to--Goddam Perle and Wolfowitz have those pictures of Jenna and Barbara with the SMU football team.