Saturday, October 09, 2004

War Excuses R Us

Wonkette can be downright silly, but that's why I like Wonkette. Here are her other reasons to invade Iraq:

Didn't rewind rental tape
Mixed recyclables
Wrote a book
Reads books
Throws like a girl
Is too tall
Fuzzy math
Prevented OBGYNs from practicing their love
Wanted us to pass a global test

I might add the following:

Tried to kill dad (or so they say).
Sadam is almost a dyslexic way to say Osama.
Dick told me to through that wire they implanted in my back.
Might allow stem cell research.
Sold the URL to George Soros.
Had to--Goddam Perle and Wolfowitz have those pictures of Jenna and Barbara with the SMU football team.


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