Sonic Reducer, It's Tony LaRussa

The Cardinals have the game in hand, leading 8-3, two outs, bottom of the ninth, the pitcher Julian Tavarez has only given up a measly single in two innings. But Tony "I Get Paid to Manage by the Decision" LaRussa, ever eager to point out he's got a law degree and is smart and all, changes pitchers to get a lefty-lefty match-up. After all, Steve Finley might slug that rare five run homer.

Beelzebud Selig should fine him for ruining baseball's image. No wonder people think the game is slow.