Cheney Headlines Shout: "Dean Defeats Truman!"

It seems Cheney doesn't read the papers much, either, perhaps to be more like his hermetically-sealed-from-reality boss. He said the following tonight: "And then I looked and figured out that what was happening was Howard Dean was making major progress in the Democratic primaries, running away with the primaries based on an anti-war record. So they, in effect, decided they would cast an anti-war vote and they voted against the troops."

Sure he had early buzz and the MoveOn push, but Dean went 0 for 17 in the first primaries.

So that's lie number one.

To say John Kerry was new to the anti-war movement, well, I thought the Republicans hated him because he was against Vietnam after fighting there (as opposed to so many of them who were for that war because they didn't fight there).

So that's lie two.

And being against a war is being against our troops?

That's lie three, or perhaps Cheney believes love is only having to say die for your country in a pointless war.