There Once Was a Woman Named Harris

In case you hadn't heard, a disgruntled man in Sarasota, Florida attempted to run down Congresswoman Katherine Harris yesterday. A local news report claims she "was campaigning at an intersection" when Barry Seltzer opted to exercise his "political expression" and drove his silver Cadillac onto the sidewalk, narrowly missing Harris.

In addition to arresting Seltzer--who claimed the car lurched*--for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, police also charged Harris for solicitation for standing on a street corner and wearing her usual abominable make-up that makes her look like a cheap prostitute.

Not that Harris hasn't had experience whoring herself: Dearie, is that chad dangling from your chin or are the Bushes just glad to use you?

*One for you Woody Allen fans.