Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Billy, Don't Be a Singer

Whereas I work in cube-land,
and whereas my cube-neighbor listens to LITE radio,
and whereas I've done my time in Joel (it's like in jail but worse),
whereas she's always a woman to him,
let it be acclaimed that the song would be better if she was a woman 110%.
Then it might still be cliché-ridden, but it might be 10% less piffle.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Obviously you haven't done enough time in 'Joel'. Get back in harness and apply yourself this time. If 'She's Always A Woman' ( not 'Often A Woman', or 'Frequently A Woman', or 'Almost A Woman' ) then she's already pretty god- damned consistent, isn't she? The only "piffle" here is your narcissistic drivel. Remove your hand from your penis and write this 1000 times - "Without the middle of my brow, my head would collapse".

7:02 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

Wow anon, tell George how you really feel.

(George, how cool is it to have Billy himself as one of your readers?)

Anyhow, as pablum-ish as that song is, I'll take it over any of the pontificating lecture-pop he doled out from the 80s through . . . well, did he ever stop?

4:46 AM  
Blogger Rickey Henderson said...

So if Rickey does enough time in 'Joel' as anonymous suggests, will he finally appreciate the musical tour de force that is "Uptown Girl"? Argh, it still kills Rickey that this hack was the last musician to perform a concert at Shea...

5:42 AM  
Blogger Smitty said...

Who knew Billy Joel fans were so rabid?

6:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Rickey had an intellect, or even a sense of humor, he might actually appreciate how brilliantly tongue-in-cheek a musical tour de force 'Uptown Girl' actually is. But since he has neither, it's probably best that Joel's Shea concerts are "killing" him. Suffer, you insufferable twit.

12:30 PM  
Blogger George said...

"Play us the troll you're the anonymous commenter man" is from Sag Harbor, if my counter can be trusted, so it might be Mr. Joel.

I guess we would know if he had fallen off the wagon again--there would have been some horrible noise from Long Island.

12:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How do you know I'm not, dickhead?

12:50 PM  
Blogger George said...

Anon, get rid of that comma and add an "a."

Then they answer would be "no idea."

3:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

George, get rid of 'they' and replace it with 'the'. Then you won't write like a Mississippi cracker talks.

4:07 PM  
Blogger George said...

Sorry, I proofread the same way Joel writes and performs.

4:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uh, no, you don't. Proofreading is to writing and performing as repairing is to inventing. Don't overestimate yourself so much, laddie. You're way out of your league.

5:54 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

Don't overestimate yourself so much, laddie.

Damn, this is getting mighty confusing George! I though I knew where things stood here, even with a trollish visit from Billy Joel, attacking your readership & your writing.

But now that Sean Connery showed up also, I think my head could explode.

4:08 AM  

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