“We discovered that it was OK to have a little high-brow as long you have a lot of low-brow. That’s entertainment value. The one thing you want to avoid is the middle brow, because the whole world is frigging middle brow at the moment.” – Jon Langford
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posted by George at 10:44 AM
George markets only for the forces of good for a living. He has a paid hobby that involves eating, drinking, and writing, things he’d do for free, which is almost what he’s doing it for. In a previous life he taught mostly illiterate and generally ungrateful college students how to write. He has been a body guard for Jodie Foster, a walk-on dancer with French avant garde troupe Maguy Marin, a film programmer, a judge at an Iron Chef style competition, a political activist, a textbook author, a bassist in a band, a two-time league winning fantasy baseball manager, a union local president, a pr flack helping run a red carpet at an Angelina Jolie event, a janitor, a chauffeur to folks from TC Boyle to Andrei Codrescu, a delivery man to Plato's Retreat, a reluctant writer of a non-snarky intro for Colin Powell, a radio DJ, a corn detassler, an escort van driver, a rock journalist, a lab assistant for a company that made everything from mouthwash to super skin lubricant, and even, once, a poet. His biggest brush with fame was when Julie Christie fondled his tie, a tie George Lopez belittled to 1000 people minutes later. The best thing about him is his wife. His dogs aren't bad, either.
5 Comments:
1) How do you tell the waste beer from the beer at Coors? That's their secret. It's one in the same.
2)Can your car get pulled over for DUI? No, but it can for being an environmental hazard
3) Coors initial grant started the Heritage Foundation. How do they belong at the Democratic Convention? Is it their union-busting, their racism, or their years of supporting anti-gay groups that makes them most welcome? See, this is where the Dems fall apart. Just because a company does something "green," it doesn't make it a good company. Pol Pot liked art. But that didn't make him intellectually stimulating and a nice guy.
So, for longer road trips, can you get a giant beer hat that will fit on the roof of your car?
Will you have to be 21 years old to fill your gas tank with this?
one for car, one for Rickey, one for car, one for Rickey, one for car, one for Rickey, one for car, one for Rickey...
You folks are good.
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