Wednesday, April 18, 2007

The Supremes Sing "Fetal Love, My Fetal Love"

The Supreme Court reminded us you can't spell "mean" without "men" today in its 5-4 decision to uphold a law that bans a type of late-term abortion. I doubt I have to tell you which Justice voted which way, but what's most telling is the majority had to write two opinions, as Scalia and Thomas (or is that Scaliathomas, since Clarence packed up his tiny brain and handed it in a paper bag to Antonin) insisted they were prepared to go all the way and over-turn Roe v. Wade. Pretty interesting given Thomas didn't even have an opinion on the matter when he was up for Senate approval.

CNN reports:

President Bush, who signed the law in 2003 and appointed two of the justices who upheld it, said the prohibition "represents a commitment to building a culture of life in America."

Bush also said, "We plan to start arming fetuses--got our scientists who don't believe in global warming working on making them tiny little automatic pistols. That way they can protect themselves, shoot up them doctors if they try to pull anything funny like one of them DLC's or whatever they call 'em."

He went on to claim, "Today's decision affirms that the Constitution does not stand in the way of the people's representatives enacting laws reflecting the compassion and humanity of America."

"After all, it's huMANity not huWOMANity. If a woman or two dies because of pregnancy complications, it's ok as long as the baby makes it. Heck, it might be a boy."

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3 Comments:

Anonymous James said...

Thanks for your good wishes about the pups. They're doing well, and it seems that all kidneys are functioning normally.

Also, I finally finished my homework and passed it on. Sorry it was late. You can take ten points off.

5:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW...I was in Planned Parenthood when the news and the shit hit the fan...certainly threw the staff into a tailspin...I could smell the estrogen fuming...

5:16 PM  
Blogger Queen Whackamole said...

Gawd....

6:00 PM  

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