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posted by George at 9:12 AM
George markets only for the forces of good for a living. He has a paid hobby that involves eating, drinking, and writing, things he’d do for free, which is almost what he’s doing it for. In a previous life he taught mostly illiterate and generally ungrateful college students how to write. He has been a body guard for Jodie Foster, a walk-on dancer with French avant garde troupe Maguy Marin, a film programmer, a judge at an Iron Chef style competition, a political activist, a textbook author, a bassist in a band, a two-time league winning fantasy baseball manager, a union local president, a pr flack helping run a red carpet at an Angelina Jolie event, a janitor, a chauffeur to folks from TC Boyle to Andrei Codrescu, a delivery man to Plato's Retreat, a reluctant writer of a non-snarky intro for Colin Powell, a radio DJ, a corn detassler, an escort van driver, a rock journalist, a lab assistant for a company that made everything from mouthwash to super skin lubricant, and even, once, a poet. His biggest brush with fame was when Julie Christie fondled his tie, a tie George Lopez belittled to 1000 people minutes later. The best thing about him is his wife. His dogs aren't bad, either.
3 Comments:
Hmm...Maybe James' suggestion of doggie insurance isn't such a bad idea. On the bright side, since insurance was invented by pirates it would give you the excuse to talk like one. Arrr! Ha' me a pint r two o grog then take me a bit of a lie down. Arrr!
Darn, I need an excuse to talk like a pirate? I thought wearing the eye patch was enough.
Eye patch only works it you've also got a parrot, matey. Unfortunately, I suspect your boys would have parrot then pretty quick. Hope he feels better soon.
The pictures are great by the way.
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