Disco of the Living Dead

I have to admit I'm not always dying to keep up with the latest trends, and it seems I would actually have to die to keep up with one of them--zombie dance parties! I know those of you who have actually seen me dance probably assume I could dance as well as the next dead person, but no, to be a really good zombie, you not only have to dance, you have to get arrested as a terrorist. At least that's the news from a part of Minnesota that Garrison Keillor never talks about, but might help explain that Jesse Ventura, Governor thing:

Six friends spruced up in fake blood and tattered clothing were arrested in downtown Minneapolis on suspicion of toting "simulated weapons of mass destruction."

Police said the group were allegedly carrying bags with wires sticking out, making it look like a bomb, while meandering and dancing to music as part of a "zombie dance party" Saturday night.

You owe it to yourself to follow the link and see photos of the terrorist zombies. I so hope that Homeland Security is on top of this situation.