The "Aim to Please" Semi-Hiatus

Tired of the heat and surprising humdity of late in Santa Barbara, I'm off to New Jersey for a week for what I'm sure will be better weather. Plus see my family, check in on my mom, and probably not blog a lot--can you say dial-up?

But I'll try, because I know you all await more non-nude non-pictures of Monica Bellucci and Salam (why do they all spell it Salam when they Google?) Hayek's butt. And King Tut. And bipedal greyhounds?