Vatican Opens Mouth, Inserts, Er, Foot
The AP opens a recent report with this terrific (for wise guy bloggers, that is) lead:
The Vatican defended a policy statement designed to keep men with "deep-seated" homosexual tendencies from becoming priests, but said there would be no crackdown on gays who are already ordained.
Deep-seated? Crackdown?
Guess that means the Vatican realizes even a straight man might accept a blowjob in a darkened room from another guy if he was hard up enough--but no buttsex, that's a sin against God.
Perhaps it's true that the R.C. Church will now let the R.C. stand for Rarely Coherent.
The Vatican defended a policy statement designed to keep men with "deep-seated" homosexual tendencies from becoming priests, but said there would be no crackdown on gays who are already ordained.
Deep-seated? Crackdown?
Guess that means the Vatican realizes even a straight man might accept a blowjob in a darkened room from another guy if he was hard up enough--but no buttsex, that's a sin against God.
Perhaps it's true that the R.C. Church will now let the R.C. stand for Rarely Coherent.
posted by George at 4:10 PM
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