"I Swear the Eyes of that Painting of Your Aunt Are Following Me"

Now that I've slimed two of our greatest Americans, let's return to some of our countryfolk who aren't of such noble bearing. The IMDB (no, that doesn't stand for "It's Mostly Dumb Bullshit") reports:

Katie Holmes conceived her baby with fiance Tom Cruise without the aid of in-vitro fertilization (IVF) treatment, according to the Hollywood beauty's aunt. Carol Zydorczyk has spoken out to deny reports pregnant Holmes received IVF treatment. She says, "I can assure you they did it the old fashioned way."

To which INOTBB replies: What does it mean when your aunt can "assure" people about the nature of your sex life? Not to mention a turkey baster is an old fashioned way, too.