Faux-nemes Gallore

I first heard about Bush's new Supreme Court nomination from NPR while driving in the car. And when I heard the name, I couldn't help but think this...

But then I found it was Harriet M-I-E-R-S. And when I saw her picture...

...things got really scary. Out of the frame she has a hatchet, for the jobs W. has her lined up to do. And that flag lapel pin turns into a lighter, so she can torch the Constitution. And for you horror fans, wrapped in the flag is a longbow to shoot some teens who just had wild sex. (Heck, even the right likes to pander, right Rupert?)