Wednesday, October 05, 2005

When the Barrel's a Thimble and the Fish is Tomkatie

So how jealous must Dawson be?
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Heck, even Michael Jackson has "had" children. (Oh, I don't mean in that way.)
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Or perhaps David Crosby is the real father? He has to do something to pay for the guns.
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Do you think Tom used the line, "I'm just going to put this on Cruise control"?
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You had to figure Katie was easy--she showed her boobs in a Sam Raimi movie. (Just 'cause it starred Cate Blanchett doesn't gussy it up enough, especially when it also featured the former host of Talk Soup.)
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I guess this proves there is a Scientology equivalent of the rhythm method.
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Perhaps Tom insists on calling her Joey when they make love.

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