Some Day My Death Will Come

AP at its best, in an article about the British girl in the hospital after riding Disney World's Tower of Terror that also includes stories of other recent Disney accidents much worse than having someone take your picture when you're wearing a mouse ears hat:

A 4-year-old Pennsylvania boy, Daudi Bamuwamye, died June 13 after riding Epcot Center's "Mission: Space," and a 77-year-old Minnesota woman, Gloria Land, died in February after riding the Magic Kingdom's "Pirates of the Caribbean."

A medical examiner's report said Land was in poor health from diabetes and several ministrokes and her death "was not unexpected."

So Disney's going to use that excuse--many of their guests aren't immortal. You have to admit Goofy isn't the head of their legal department.