Lohan: Not-So Fully Loaded

Tweeners are afraid of boobs, it seems, or perhaps "family audiences" have at last realized the danger of the mammary (they are connected to women, you know, and it's men who are important--that's why Laura Bush is trying to save them and why fetuses, aka possible boys, are more important than mothers). What else could this story mean, found today on IMDB, where you can keep abreast of the news:

Teen actress Lindsay Lohan's breasts have been digitally reduced for the forthcoming Disney film Herbie: Fully Loaded to avoid offending family audiences. Test screenings for the new movie, the fourth sequel to the 1968 film The Love Bug about a Volkswagen Beetle car with a mind of its own, indicated that some parents felt Lohan's character Maggie Peyton was too raunchy for a children's film. Disney technicians were forced to plough through numerous scenes - especially those showing the busty actress jumping up and down at a motor racing track, reducing her breasts by two cup sizes and raising revealing necklines on her T-shirts.

There has been no word on whether the Disney technicians also had to reduce the horsepower of the perky Herbie's overhead dual cams which have been known to have a mind of their own.