Was It Mark Felt in the Parking Garage with the Deep Throat?
Actually, that's not THE great 1973 mystery, at least according to USA Today, which should know mysteries, as it likes to call itself a newspaper. It seems the real mystery is who was Carly Simon singing about in her hit "You're So Vain." (Which, of course, avoids the obvious question, if "you're so vain, you probably think this song is about you" is true, then the song is really about someone else not vain enough to think the song is about him, but then that person isn't so vain...we just got lost on a moebius strip, I think.)
What else would you expect for someone whose height of anticipation is waiting for the Heinz to drip?
2 Comments:
I place my bet on Warren Beatty. Once he is President maybe Carly will talk about him in a dark garage.
They have some pretty good Branson shows to see if you ever head that way!
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