Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Screwed if You Do, Screwed If You Don't

So it seems that taking Viagra, which helps a man have sex, can lead to blindness. But avoiding sexual intercourse and masturbating can lead to blindness. Not doing anything leads to prostate cancer.

No one said the world is a fair place, but this is ridiculous. Besides, it would be better if Viagra caused blindness in the woman having sex with the Viagra-taker, given what many men who have to take Viagra look like. I'm sure Liddy Dole would say thanks.

As for that other better-boner-upper huckster Rafael Palmiero, he now has an excuse for taking steroids: He couldn't see what was being injected.

P.S. If the giggles about the Viagra Blindness Connection (a little-known Robert Ludlum novel?) lasts for longer than four hours, consult a physician.

P.P.S. Pardon the cheap shots at easy targets here, but my blogginess is slow to come back after the three day weekend filled with paint fumes (but our bedroom looks terrific). At least I think it looks terrific, I'm having some trouble with my eyes.


Anonymous karena said...

The makers of Viagra need to make a new panic button if blindness occurs during sex. "Help, I'm humping but I can't see shit." How right you are about it being too bad the women don't get the blindness. The Viagra commercial that shows all the fat guys jumping with join on their front lines to the tune of "We are the Champions" is gross.

6:44 AM  
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