Cat as Cat Can
Man Hospitalized After Being Shot By His Cat
Mom: "Joey, I told you to make your dinner first, then play with your pistol."
Joseph (in a noticeably higher-pitched voice than usual): "Lower torso my ass...ooowwwww!"
Cat: "Next time when I ask for Whiskas, it better damn well be Whiskas!"
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