No Language in Their Lungs

I never got around to dealing with the joys of this story from the AP that perhaps should have been titled "No Child Left with a Brain":

When told of the exact text of the First Amendment, more than one in three high school students said it goes "too far" in the rights it guarantees. Only half of the students said newspapers should be allowed to publish freely without government approval of stories.

Can't imagine that such results have anything to do with these kids' formative teen years all occurring during the W. presidency.