Thursday, February 03, 2005

Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Messiah

From INOTBB's ongoing series "religious nutsos and the human interest stories that love them" we have this report of Jesus' image on a frying pan. Frankly I'm shocked, because I always pictured the Prince of Peace as more of an Anolon than a Teflon guy, but then again, I haven't gone to church regularly in a couple of decades. I might have missed the Papal Bull on cookware coating. And no one can fling the bull like a papal.

Rumor has it that not only does this house have the Son of God Frying Pan, but it's soup pot also called the kettle black. What's more, the kettle whistled at the image of Mary Magdalene, still hot after all these years, that's ever-so-slightly apparent in the sauciest of sauce pans. Or maybe that's just Barbara Hershey.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is a pretty good image of Jesus, almost as good as the Sister Teresa sticky bun... But, it might as well be a photo of the grim reaper if what they say about loosing the Teflon coating is true... Lordy, I'm coming home! [Amy]

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