Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Burning Bus Lines Give You So Much More

As the latest evidence partisanship is alive and malicious, a group of anti-eco-terrorists claimed responsibility for setting fire to the Clean Air Express as it made its way from north county Santa Barbara to Santa Barbara itself yesterday morning. The self-declared leader of the group Hugo Succit said in a videotaped statement dropped off at the local Fox affiliate, "We will take down every one of their attempts to force people to use mass transit. America is about baseball, hot dogs, apple pie and Chevrolet, so we all must drive in our own cars or they'll come after apple pie next. It's just like those socialists to want to make us all be social in a bus. But have you seen the people who ride buses? It's so hard to know which ones of them are legal."

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Blogger artuzi said...

I'm disappointed George, I expected you to at least say someone was "bus"ted during the event.

8:00 PM  
Blogger Queen Whackamole said...

Dangit artuzi!

8:10 AM  
Blogger Smitty said...

Anti-eco terrorists. Priceless.

7:49 AM  
Blogger Tom Hilton said...

We've got the same terrorists here in San Francisco, but their methods are subtler--a Muni fare hike, for example...

1:13 PM  

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