Friday, October 05, 2007

I Got a Feeling I'm Going to Get a Lot of Grief

Some beyond belief play-off observations:

Next time he does commentary, look at Cal Ripken's head. Mighty big, no? Now tell me how Barry Bond's big head (just the outside part, folks) proves he did steroids. OR let's start a rumor that Ripken's consecutive game streak, proof of his hard-working good-guy-ness, was drug fueled. After all, one of the things we do know about HGH is that it helps with recovery time and healing.

Last night the Yankees learned 2 things about language. First, that Chien-Ming Wang in English means Tom Glavine. Second that Ross Ohlendorf in German means Scott Schoeneweis. For as General Buck Turgidson wisely said about another creature eager for apocalypse, "A Kraut by any other name...."

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3 Comments:

Blogger Mike said...

Cal Ripken -- Big white, "aw shucks" sayin' head.

Barry Bonds -- Big black obnoxious head.

I think that about sums up the difference.

1:18 PM  
Blogger MCConfrontation said...

i wonder if cal's feet grew four sizes between the ages of 35 and 40 years old, like barry's did.

p.s. theres nothing about al qaeda in this comment so leave it.

p.p.s go wang and go yankees

12:46 PM  
Blogger George said...

I forgot Bonds holds the bat with his feet.

1:28 PM  

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