Dunderheaded Pundits

Bill O'Reilly recently asserted (putting the ass in asserted): "I think black Americans are starting to think more and more for themselves. They're getting away from the Sharptons and the [Rev. Jesse] Jacksons and the people trying to lead them into a race-based culture. They're just trying to figure it out. 'Look, I can make it. If I work hard and get educated, I can make it.'"

He went on to say, "Now if we can only get white Americans to stop listening to me and that blowhard Limbaugh...."

As for Limbaugh, who recently called service members who advocate U.S. withdrawal from Iraq "phony soldiers," he was the first person to be fragged while never having served in the armed forces ever. Turns out it's really easy to poison Viagra.