You Say I'm Cute
You Don't Know How Much that Hurts
posted by George at 9:51 AM
Monday, November 27, 2006
About Me
- Name: George
George markets only for the forces of good for a living. He has a paid hobby that involves eating, drinking, and writing, things he’d do for free, which is almost what he’s doing it for. In a previous life he taught mostly illiterate and generally ungrateful college students how to write. He has been a body guard for Jodie Foster, a walk-on dancer with French avant garde troupe Maguy Marin, a film programmer, a judge at an Iron Chef style competition, a political activist, a textbook author, a bassist in a band, a two-time league winning fantasy baseball manager, a union local president, a pr flack helping run a red carpet at an Angelina Jolie event, a janitor, a chauffeur to folks from TC Boyle to Andrei Codrescu, a delivery man to Plato's Retreat, a reluctant writer of a non-snarky intro for Colin Powell, a radio DJ, a corn detassler, an escort van driver, a rock journalist, a lab assistant for a company that made everything from mouthwash to super skin lubricant, and even, once, a poet. His biggest brush with fame was when Julie Christie fondled his tie, a tie George Lopez belittled to 1000 people minutes later. The best thing about him is his wife. His dogs aren't bad, either.
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4 Comments:
Ha! They couldn't have figured on either one happening back in the Serengeti, huh?
Oh, but the baby ones ARE so cute!
ARE REALLY so cute, just like baby humans are!
I didn't mean to deny the little guys (or gals) their cuteness; the title of the post are lines from Daniel Johnston's "Like a Monkey in a Zoo." Nothing like getting too arcane on the old blog.
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