Finding the Ogle in Google

Now I know why you put a counter on your blog. Not to find out how few people stop by--I can't even say "Thanks, Mom," which is a good thing given she'd be shocked by most of what she reads here.

But I can say, "Gee, you people on the internets are dirty." For when I look at the keywords people Google to end up at INOTBB, it's shocking (probably not as shocked as the person in Turkey who went looking for Arnold photos and got the one on my blog of the Governator with Mickey Mouse, but there's shocking and out-and-out wrong). And it also makes a fascinating found poem. So here you go, linebreaks are mine, but all words provided by your feverishly flying fingers:

holinski richard the photo
one 2006 goch
alligator for porn santa
van cruz kingman tree chips
not talent
grants kenzie christian episode
south nipples carolina
what reasons
nude greyhounds
barricades married catcher
kristof alex hide penelope meriwether
love and bellucci
extended vladimir youth