OK, Just Take Those Things You Believe...And Don't

Ed Helms of The Daily Show nails the Democrats' position perfectly with his little story: "I was getting mugged the other day, and this bum was hitting me over the head with a bottle. I just lay there and did nothing and thought, 'Eventually he will hit himself with that bottle.' And he did--it was after I was unconscious, but I think I won that battle."

That's just the keynote of a great segment with Paul Hackett, who the Dems so wisely pushed out of the Ohio senatorial race. Good thing, too--he might have won. Check the whole thing out over on Crooks & Liars.