It's IMDB's World, We Just Get to Squirm Uncomfortably in It

So I'll completely pass on the news that Britney Spears might have at last found the thing she was meant to do on this planet: pump out babies as if she were a one-woman fertility clinic. It seems she might be pregnant with child 2 only six months after giving birth to child 1. You'd think she would have socked away enough money to buy some birth control, as if having sex with Kevin Federline wouldn't be birth control enough for any sane person.

But no, there's something even weirder going on in the world of the famous for reasons were not sure of. Look over today's IMDB Movie/TV News Page and see if you notice which two stories don't belong. I'll wait.

Yep, it's:

Hatcher's Trust Issues After Child Abuse
Teri Hatcher finds it difficult to trust men after enduring sexual abuse at the hands of her uncle as a child.

and

Trump: "I'd Date Ivanka"
Property tycoon Donald Trump has sparked controversy after declaring he would date his sexy daughter Ivanka if they were not related. Trump insists he would be comfortable if the 24-year-old model decided to strip off for men's magazine Playboy, because he would be the first to ogle her if he wasn't her dad. He says, "If she posed, it would be fine. She does have a very nice figure. I've said if she wasn't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her." Trump's spokesman has attempted to explain The Aprentice reality star's comments, saying, "He was making fun of himself for his tendency to date younger women. It's a sense of humor that people don't see all the time."

That is a sense of humor people don't see all the time. Unless, of course, we're talking about people who are in prison.