Thursday, January 19, 2006

Bush Jokes about "Has Bin" Laden

The AP reports:

The United States has no plans to raise the security threat level because of a new tape of Osama bin Laden saying al-Qaida is planning attacks, counterterrorism officials said Thursday.

A spokesperson for the White House went on to say, "There's no reason to raise the terror alert since we are 10 months away from the next election. And besides, the Dems will fold on Alito, so why bother getting people worked up when everything is going our way?"

The White House firmly rejected bin Laden's suggestion of a negotiated truce. "We don't negotiate with terrorists," Vice President Dick Cheney said in a television interview. "I think you have to destroy them."

Of course, the Big Dickster seems to forget that most terrorists have no problem being destroyed--it's actually part of their plans. They just want to take a whole bunch of folks along for the ride.

Counterterror officials said they have seen no specific or credible intelligence to indicate an upcoming al-Qaida attack on the United States. Nor have they noticed an uptick in terrorist communications "chatter" — although that can dramatically increase or decrease immediately before an attack.

Counterterror officials have admitted that they have noticed a few more notes being passed surreptitiously about the al-Qaida lunch room, but they just think that's because Abbas has a crush on Mania but doesn't have the nerve to ask her to a suicide bombing.


Blogger he who is known as sefton said...

In the beginning, I decided to join the campaign to impeach your "smirking chimp", my "dum'ass botch". As evidence for that, you'll soon be invited to click on a hyperlink.

Before doing so, however, I would like you to read through the rest of this text. In case, you'd like to know, the U.R.L for your blog, specifically, "I'm Not One to Blog, But ... ", is found at the third hyperlink on the list below ... ah, please remember, no clicking until AFTER reading the entire text.

Perusing your blog, I believe I arrived at what is a reasonable inference. That is, both you and your readers would welcome news that indicates the campaign to impeach the president is increasing in both vigor and breadth. Ah, you'll find that evidence by clicking on the second enclosed hyperlink.

As for my plan for capturing Osama, you'll find it by clicking on the first listed hyperlink, which immediately follows this colon:

.he who is known as sefton

oh, yes, surely, you've heard about the government "requesting" certain records about internet activity. oh, br'dah! Cynical and skeptical me, I'm smelling a rat in all that.

3:16 PM  

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