Cheney Risks Lightning Bolt, Calls Others "Dishonest, Reprehensible"

Of all surprises Dick "Puts the Dick in Dick" Cheney went on the attack today, saying things very much like what he has had President Bush say first, so it might seem like Bush is the real leader of the Torturing World. Cheney is pissed that some Democrats who voted for the war are now willing to say they made a big mistake and that the White House helped them make that mistake by fixing intelligence.

Reuters claims Cheney said, "American soldiers and Marines are out there every day in dangerous conditions and desert temperatures -- conducting raids, training Iraqi forces, countering attacks, seizing weapons, and capturing killers -- and back home a few opportunists are suggesting they were sent into battle for a lie."

He went on to say, "Our troops weren't sent into battle for a lie, they were sent into battle for me." And then he ripped off what turned out to be a dickie from the front of his tux and revealed a Halliburton t-shirt.