Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Bush Says We Have No Plan B, We Just Do Plan A Over and Over

In a speech before thousands of one-son families in China attending a conference run by the country's National Population and Family Planning Commission, U.S. President George W. Bush lashed out at critics back in the States who agree with "a new government audit that has found that the Food and Drug Administration may have decided to deny permission for the so-called 'morning-after' pill to be sold without a prescription well before the scientific review was complete" (as reported on NPR's Morning Edition, among other commie news sources).

''Some Democrats who voted not to authorize the use of Plan B are now rewriting the past,'' Bush said. ''They're playing politics with this issue and they are sending mixed signals to our women and the unborn who are living the moment a person thinks about having sex. That is irresponsible.''

He went on to say that in situations where there is a one night stand, "Only one person manipulates, well, for the children's sake let's call it the 'evidence' and misleads the man - and that person is the hussy. It's a slamdunk that women have Wombs of Mass Deception. There is no question that the Democrats know all about this problem of sex outside the sanctity of marriage, which is the only time you would need a 'day after pill' anyway. Just ask Judge Alito, for he knows only the husband can approve his wife's abortion, because he will know better than for her to have one and beat some sense into her for even suggesting it."

2 Comments:

Blogger CLD said...

OK wait -- so we're re-writing history on the Iraq war... or is it Plan B we're re-writing history on? I'm confused.

And why would the Chinese give a shit?

6:04 AM  
Blogger George said...

Sometimes you try to be funny and you just make a mess of things. Let's see if I can explain: bush is re-writing history on EVERYthing. It just struck me as so sadly par for the course that the Bush White House cooked intelligence in Iraq to justify their war and now have also decided that Plan B is no good before doing the research.

Then I was trying to overlay all of that on the attack the Dems speech that Bush gave to the U.S. military, because a commander-in-chief has to be sure he's completely partisan. Talking about birth control in front of Chinese who have the one-kid policy just seemed like something appropriately weird to me.

Does that help?

3:37 PM  

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