Tuesday, August 02, 2005

That Pitcher Throws Smoke

The Dayton Daily News gets high marks for being the first outlet to report:

Cincinnati Reds pitcher Jung Keun Bong was arrested Friday in Bradenton, Fla. for domestic battery, according to the Manatee County Sheriff's department. Deputies were called to the Sarasota Cay Motel after reports of screams. Bong and his wife said they had a fight and Bong was arrested after red marks were observed on his wife's neck.

Moral of the story? Have a hit on bong--good. Get hit by bong--bad. Bong auditioning for Angel--very bad, especially since the show is cancelled.


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