Some Like It Not

According to IMDB, "Movie great Tony Curtis is celebrating his upcoming 80th birthday by baring all in the pages of the new Vanity Fair magazine. The Some Like It Hot star went nude, holding his pet Yorkshire terriers Daphne and Josephine to cover his genitals, at his Henderson, Nevada, home for the candid shot."

Alas the blurb didn't say how Daphne and Josephine felt about this pose immortalized in what has wisely been called "People Magazine for Those with Graduate Degrees."

What's more, the blurb doesn't admit that Jamie Lee Curtis saw the photo and replied, "Yandah liez da penis of me faddah."